potd 1/12/11

[Stewart]

I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

 

[ecurie_ecosse]

And I was wound up by the end of the day.

Stuart.

 

[Gliderman8]

I had a terrible job at the watch factory; all I did was sit around making faces all day.

 

[3798j]

And there are others who enjoy the movement.

 

[Silverghost]

There was an old watchmaker who would go "tick....tick....tick" while he worked. Many people asked him why he did this, but he never tocked.

 

[rlwhitetr3b]

The watchmaker’s watches were always accurate, which meant that he never got any time off.

 

[Silverghost]

Slow watches are like potato chips....you always go back for seconds.

 

[PC]

There was an old watchmaker who would go "tick....tick....tick" while he worked. Many people asked him why he did this, but he never tocked.

Must not have been a German watch factory.

Zey hav vays uf making you tock!

 

[JPSmit]

There was an old watchmaker who would go "tick....tick....tick" while he worked. Many people asked him why he did this, but he never tocked.

Must not have been a German watch factory.

Zey hav vays uf making you tock!

Now wait a second! we need to keep watch, this may be cause for alarm

 

[BRSLimited]

all those people with nothing but time on their hands.

 

[JPSmit]

all those people with nothing but time on their hands.

I second that