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A pirate goes into a bar. He has an eye patch, hook, and peg leg. The bartender looks at him and says, "my gosh, fella, you've really been through the mill! How did you lose all those body parts?"
Pirate says, "Well, in a bad storm, I was washed overboard, and a shark came up and bit my leg right off!"
Bartender asks, "So, how did you lose your hand?"
Pirate answers, "I was boarding another ship, there was fierce sword fightin' and one man just sliced right through it!"
"Wow, says the bartender. What about your eye?"
Pirate says, "Well, I was on deck, lookin' up at the sky, a seagull flew by and pooped in my eye!"
"You lost your eye just because a seagull pooped in it?!"
"Well, that was the day after I got my hook..."
Pirate says, "Well, in a bad storm, I was washed overboard, and a shark came up and bit my leg right off!"
Bartender asks, "So, how did you lose your hand?"
Pirate answers, "I was boarding another ship, there was fierce sword fightin' and one man just sliced right through it!"
"Wow, says the bartender. What about your eye?"
Pirate says, "Well, I was on deck, lookin' up at the sky, a seagull flew by and pooped in my eye!"
"You lost your eye just because a seagull pooped in it?!"
"Well, that was the day after I got my hook..."