jaybird
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...in my old age.
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Went to the Bob Seger concert last night. (PHENOMENAL, by the way...go if you get a chance!) First song, 17,998 people are on their feet singing and dancing. 40something schmuck next to me taps me on the arm.
ME: <dancing and singing>
HE: Would you mind sitting down, I'd like to see 5 minutes of the show.
ME: Get up and dance.
HE: Just 5 minutes.
ME: You're 6'5" I'm 5'3" you can see over and beyond me. <looks at bored chick sitting next to him> She with you?
HE: Yea, but she could be gone in 5 minutes, I'm checking you out.
ME: Don't waste your time, I wouldn't give you the time of day on your luckiest day. <sits down grumbles loudly about deadbeats>
<he and bored blonde chick carry on loud conversation and talk on their cell phones>
ME: I'll tell you what, I'll stay sitting if you shut your mouth.
Concert goes on. After an intermission, music starts back. Everyone's up and rocking. <sitting on my rumble seat singing and 'dancing' in the seat>
HE: Why don't you get up?
ME: Is it okay?
HE: Sure.
ME: You're giving me permission?
HE: Yea.
ME: I wouldn't stand up now if my arse was on fire.
After concert...
HE: Why don't you let me buy you a drink somewhere?
ME: Sure. When monkeys fly outta my butt.
Second concert in a row where I get 'date people next to me that run out and buy the artist's cd a week before the show so they can pretend they know who they are.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.
Other than that, Seger rocked the house!!
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Went to the Bob Seger concert last night. (PHENOMENAL, by the way...go if you get a chance!) First song, 17,998 people are on their feet singing and dancing. 40something schmuck next to me taps me on the arm.
ME: <dancing and singing>
HE: Would you mind sitting down, I'd like to see 5 minutes of the show.
ME: Get up and dance.
HE: Just 5 minutes.
ME: You're 6'5" I'm 5'3" you can see over and beyond me. <looks at bored chick sitting next to him> She with you?
HE: Yea, but she could be gone in 5 minutes, I'm checking you out.
ME: Don't waste your time, I wouldn't give you the time of day on your luckiest day. <sits down grumbles loudly about deadbeats>
<he and bored blonde chick carry on loud conversation and talk on their cell phones>
ME: I'll tell you what, I'll stay sitting if you shut your mouth.
Concert goes on. After an intermission, music starts back. Everyone's up and rocking. <sitting on my rumble seat singing and 'dancing' in the seat>
HE: Why don't you get up?
ME: Is it okay?
HE: Sure.
ME: You're giving me permission?
HE: Yea.
ME: I wouldn't stand up now if my arse was on fire.
After concert...
HE: Why don't you let me buy you a drink somewhere?
ME: Sure. When monkeys fly outta my butt.
Second concert in a row where I get 'date people next to me that run out and buy the artist's cd a week before the show so they can pretend they know who they are.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.
Other than that, Seger rocked the house!!