Panda Walks Into a Bar

[Aero]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for Panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[Boink]

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for Panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

A nice variation on the old, probably-not-for-posting-version, of this classic. It was often used to describe the Ozzie or Kiwi. Except it was "eats, roots, shoots and leaves." :cooler:

 

[GaryBeu]

There's a really interesting book written by a Professor of English titled "Eats, Shoots,and Leaves". A book on the English language sounds boring but this one is not...ya oughta read it