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Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollers out,"Pa! you need to fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies,"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back,"Yes there is, git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,"Ma! There aint nothin wrong with the out house."
Ma replies,"Stick your head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I aint stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick your head in that hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "MA! there aint nuthin wrong with this out house!"
Ma hollers back,"Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts don't it?"
Pa replies,"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back,"Yes there is, git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,"Ma! There aint nothin wrong with the out house."
Ma replies,"Stick your head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I aint stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick your head in that hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "MA! there aint nuthin wrong with this out house!"
Ma hollers back,"Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts don't it?"
