Oxymorons

[elrey]

Thanks, you are in good company here, Sir. Not sayin I aint packin, jus keepin it holstered round the folks. I've got your back, --elrey

 

[Murieta]

I catch your drift. toters are rarely shooters.
Sounds a bit like this man's army lingo here. Am I right ?

 

[elrey]

Yep.

 

[BabaKahawa]

SO WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

 

[Murieta]

For the same reason that originates in aussie corrals design: you're supposed to shear 'em, not to stab 'em.

 

[elrey]

Aye, foist ya trap em, den ya fleece em! --elrey

 

[DrEntropy]

I been both.

 

[elrey]

Living the dream! --elrey