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Out of the Coma

Mickey Richaud

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck... get the heck away from me!"
 
Mickey, do you guys have some sort of minister book of jokes? hehehehe
 
Tony, methinks he has trained the flock to come to him with all their good ones every Sunday!!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
 
After readin' that "monk" one, I'd think they'd do it voluntarily... or run Mickey outta town on a rail! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif
 
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