One that got away

[BadKitty]

What did the fish say when it bumped its nose on the concrete wall......................dam!

 

[Steve]

Gave himself a nasty case of walleye! Hey you started it!

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[BadKitty]

Hey steve; was that from a right hook?

 

[Steve]

Yes, it knocked him off his Perch!

 

[Calvin]

Hey guys - this one is really floundering... (sorry)

 

[66 fhc]

OK... so are you guys fin--ished?

 

[Steve]

I'm not sure. I certainly know my plaice though.

 

[aeronca65t]

I'd like to "sea" you stay in your place....preferably somewhere up the "pike". We could "lure" you up there by "throwing you that line" about some great "steam"-ing video.

Achhhh! I have to stop this, before I go "overboard"!

 

[78Z]

I am too bass-ful to contribute ...

 

[Steve]

You're just fishing for compliments.

 

[Henri]

People...this whole thread smells "fishy"...

 

[Steve]

Are you suggesting that this thread has no porpoise?

 

[tlthorne]

Are you guys "baiting each other?

 

[coldplugs]

I'm trying to think of a clever reply, but seem to be just floundering. Maybe another pint of Bass will help....

 

[TerrierCarrier]

Holy Mackerel! Here I am Perched at my computer Trolling the web and I get Suckered in by a Line from a bunch of punny Barracuda…I was hoping for a Ray of hope but you guys have no Sole!

 

[Henri]

It's hard to believe...this started out about a minnow...and it's gotten as big as whale...where is Captain Ahab when you need him?

 

[coldplugs]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
...where is Captain Ahab when you need him?

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'eel be along shortly.

 

[Calvin]

This underwater creature takes his LBC to the garage, and the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal. The underwater creature tells the mechanic, "Why don't you just fix the car, and leave my sex life out of it!!"

 

[Dale]

Wow! And just when I thought it Cod not get any worse.

 

[Scott Brunkhurst]

I don't want to be bass-ackwards but it cod.

SB