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Mickey Richaud

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The following are all quotes from sixth grade science exams:

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places, and so they look like umbrellas.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

Tha alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
 
Heck, I've seen those on high school kids' tests!
 
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