one for Mickey

[Ed Wynne]

A farmer put his old horse "out to pasture". The horse stood all day under a tree by the road. He stood so still, that birds would build nests in his mane. This irritated the farmers, as people on the road would stop and point and laugh at his horse.
He tried everything to get rid of the birds. He would comb out the nest, put up scarecrows, etc, but they kept coming back. Finally on the advice of old codger at the Co-Op, he bought a package of FLiesmans dry yeast powder, and sprinkled it on the horses neck. The birds left and didn't return.....The moral is..

Yeast is yeast, and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.....

Sorry about that...

Ed

 

[Ed Wynne]

Oh,
Did I mention that the horse was a Palomino?

Ed

 

[tony barnhill]

Ed....you been going to Mickey's Mass?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Ed -

Thanks - I needed that!

Tony - One for you:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

 

[tony barnhill]

Mickey....you spending too much time with the younger kids in confirmation classes?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Actually, probably way too much time on the Forum!