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This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant, and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He's been surreptitiously checking her out ever since she arrived, but he doesn't have the courage to start talking to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
His reflexes kick in and reaches out, plucks it out of the air and hands it back to her.
The redhead is mortified. "Oh my, I am so sorry," she says as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
So he joins her at her table and the enjoy a wonderful meal together.
Afterwards they go to a theater, followed by drinks at a bar.
They talk, they laugh; she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
He says yes, and they return to her place. He ends up staying the night.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed at how everything has been so perfect and how increadible this woman is.
He can't believe his luck.
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman." "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
He's been surreptitiously checking her out ever since she arrived, but he doesn't have the courage to start talking to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
His reflexes kick in and reaches out, plucks it out of the air and hands it back to her.
The redhead is mortified. "Oh my, I am so sorry," she says as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
So he joins her at her table and the enjoy a wonderful meal together.
Afterwards they go to a theater, followed by drinks at a bar.
They talk, they laugh; she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
He says yes, and they return to her place. He ends up staying the night.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed at how everything has been so perfect and how increadible this woman is.
He can't believe his luck.
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman." "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!"
