• Hi Guest!
    You can help ensure that British Car Forum (BCF) continues to provide a great place to engage in the British car hobby! If you find BCF a beneficial community, please consider supporting our efforts with a subscription.
    There are some perks with a member upgrade!
    **Upgrade Now**
    (PS: Subscribers don't see this gawd-aweful banner
Tips
Tips

OK, caption time seems back... part 3

Share this page

Boink

Boink

Yoda
Bronze
Country flag
Online
“Susan could have averted tragedy, if she hadn't been distracted by Carl's meat.”? [Bas, have I crossed the line? Please delete if I have.]

meat.jpg









 
It's all good. Besides, she is entering the pool WITH her towel, cover-up and beach bag.

She's blonde, so it okay on that front, too.
 
Carl, have you seen the cat?
 
"Dear, could I use your towel to de-grease the cat?"
 
Last edited:
Due to the side effects of vehicle exhaust fumes, Susan comes home in her work clothes as a construction barrier road sign and jumps right into the pool -- with her matching shopping bag.

Carl doesn’t notice. His grin tells us he is abusing prescription drugs again. Plus, he has decorated himself and the table with grandma’s underwear. ​

 
Last edited:
Tom Cruise is cooking a slab of meat with a side of fondue. Plus tea and hot grog to drink.

Boy, there is so much going on in the photo. Sparkling clean grill; fondue pot; gigantic catsup and mustard bowls; wicker under-plates and paper plates; tea for four; hot toddies for eight; some sort of soup bowl; the overhead roses; and a fully dressed lady with shopping bag and towel (clothes, bag and towel all matching) getting ready for a dip.

Someone put a lot of work into this! What is it for?
 
My "old man" memory cells tell me the photo might have been used by Sears in a late '60s - early '70s catalogue. That's the way we thought we all should live back then.

Sears (and Montgomery Ward) catalogues - remember those? Like a pre-internet offline Amazon.
And Wards "bargain basement" - an offline ebay.

TM
 
Jealous of Carl's matching apron and tablecloth, Susan finds a novel use for the leftover curtain fabric.
 
Nobody could have predicted that the fondue pot would flip into the pool, coating Susan with a layer of molten goat cheese that could only be removed as fast as she grew new skin.​
 
Back
Top