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Officer came to my house

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Basil

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An officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.

I replied: "Kindergarten"
 
Kind of like the Waitress & our oldest Son -

Waitress- "What's your name?"

Jeffrey - "Jeffrey"

Waitress - "Jeffrey,how old are you?"

Jeffrey - "I'm four years old"

Waitress - "When did you turn four?"

Jeffrey - (Puzzled) "On my birthday"

- Doug
 
And then you found out he was investigating a child abduction...
 
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