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weewillie
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>Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same
>complaint.
>Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
>
>The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and
>has a time booked for surgery the following week.
>
>The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment,
>then waits eighteen weeks to see a
>specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and
>finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
>
>Why the different treatment for the two patients?
>
>The first is a Golden Retriever.
>The second is a Canadian senior citizen.
>complaint.
>Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
>
>The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and
>has a time booked for surgery the following week.
>
>The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment,
>then waits eighteen weeks to see a
>specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and
>finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
>
>Why the different treatment for the two patients?
>
>The first is a Golden Retriever.
>The second is a Canadian senior citizen.