Now where did I put that fork?

[Gliderman8]

....That' right I left it HERE

 

[waltesefalcon]

How do you swallow a fork?

 

[Gliderman8]

How do you swallow a fork?

And, how do you leave it inside for 10 years?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

How do you swallow a fork?

Very carefully.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

He came to the fork in the road, and he ate it.

 

[Gliderman8]

I'm trying to respond Mickey, but I can't find any words.... :eeek:

 

[Gliderman8]

OK here goes....
I can't find any words cause I'm biting my tongs :smirk:

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Joking aside, that is one horrible story. Cannot imagine the pain he went through swallowing that thing! Also, amazing that it "lived" there for so long without decomposing.

Can't quite get the advice given Benjamin at his graduation party outta my head...

 

[equiprx]

How do you swallow a fork?

Handle first.

 

[Basil]

Joking aside, that is one horrible story. Cannot imagine the pain he went through swallowing that thing! Also, amazing that it "lived" there for so long without decomposing.

Can't quite get the advice given Benjamin at his graduation party outta my head...

Just try to fork-get-it.

 

[Gliderman8]

There should be a gag rule on this story.

 

[70herald]

Surprisingly this is actually not so rare.

A woman in Haifa recently swallowed her tooth brush. The doctors did not believe her at first but eventually were convinced and got it out.

 

[JPSmit]

Surprisingly this is actually not so rare.

A woman in Haifa recently swallowed her tooth brush. The doctors did not believe her at first but eventually were convinced and got it out.

Yes but that was an acc-i-dent. The other one couldn't stop in tine.

 

[Boink]

I wouldn't stand too close to the guy when he's eating.

 

[Silverghost]

"There was this guy who swallowed a fork, I don't know why he swallowed a fork, I'm gonna york." Some how that isn't quite the the same as the old lady who swallowed a fly.........

 

[JPSmit]

I wouldn't stand too close to the guy when he's eating.

My thoughts exactly, fella could loose a finger

 

[Gliderman8]

You guys are forking funny... (I'm pushing the envelope just a little :smirk: )

 

[TR6BILL]

Surprisingly this is actually not so rare.

A woman in Haifa recently swallowed her tooth brush. The doctors did not believe her at first but eventually were convinced and got it out.

How true. Happened to a female patient of mine. Being bulimic, she was trying to gag herself into throwing up ( ) with her toothbrush when she accidentally swallowed the darn thing. She had to go into surgery. For real.

 

[Gliderman8]

Bill start making these available to your patients... no need to thank me