Notable Quote

[kyreb1862]

When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
— Anonymous

 

[martx-5]

"He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money."

...Benjamin Franklin

 

[leecreek]

At 20,000 ft. upside down, you can't tell the difference.

-My father

 

[tony barnhill]

"The man who whittles himself away for others soon finds nothing left for himself."
- My Grandfather

 

[roofman]

Without Geometry, life is pointless.

 

[bugimike]

"Women...Can't live with 'em,...pass the beer-nuts!" Norm the mailman from Cheers

 

[MikeP]

From my brother the Physics professor,

PI R squared,
No, PI are round, cake are squared.

math humor...

 

[JamesWilson]

math humor...

Salary Theorem: The less you know, the more you make.

Proof:

Fact #1: Knowledge is Power
Fact #2: Time is Money

We know that: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money

It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done...