Welcome to both of you!!!!!
You will find that this place if packed with people who know their LBCs (Little British Cars) and are more than willing to help each other out whenever and however they can.
Now, to get you started off with a chuckle, I'll reproduce for you here a few choice contributions to the topic "You Might Be a Little British Car Owner..." thread:
You Might Be a Little British Car Owner...
If you think that "Lucas" is English for "darkness", you might be a Little British Car owner....
If you carry Wrigley's chewing gum in your glove box for emergency repairs,...
If you are relieved to find only a "small" pool of oil under your car...
If you come into some extra cash, and send it to Moss motors instead of buying a much-needed pair of pants without holes...
If your child's Tinkertoys remind you of the last time you got caught driving by a sudden downpour...
If it takes your car 2 minutes and 40 seconds to go 0 to 60,...and the first 2 minutes and 30 seconds are spent fiddling with the choke to get the thing started...
If you know that Laycock De Normanville is not a stripper's name...
You consider rust a performance enhancer because it is lighter than virgin metal....
A fire extinguisher is considered standard equipment...
If you have acquired the neat party trick ability to play "God Save the Queen" on your over-tightened wheel spokes...
If you can't understand why the Spanish would sell so much gasket-suitable cork to wine makers...
If you've seen a vision of the Blessed Virgin in an oil stain on your driveway.
When stopped at intersections people point and stare. if you drive a british car this happens, either because it's beautiful, or because there is something on fire...
You have a bumper sticker that says "All the parts falling off of this car are of the finest british workmanship."...
You activate your headlight switch, and you're surprised that they come on, rather than your windshield wipers.
Someone remarks that your dashpots are probably dry, and you know enough not to consult a urologist...
You understand why Mr. Bean padlocks his Mini...
Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups...
if you can place your hand on the ground while seated upright in the driver's seat of your car...
if when you take your hand off the ground, it is covered in oil...
if the term "elegant in its simplicity" applies better to you than your car's electrical system.
if you've ever considered making a pilgrimage to Tony Barnhill's place to lay a wreath in the MG graveyard...