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New Lotus -- Elise Load Lugga

sammyb

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Lotus announce first Elise-based pickup

Lotus Cars is delighted to announce that its first light commercial vehicle rolls off the production line today.

The Lotus Elise 'Load Lugga' is an Elise-derived flatbed that seeks to secure a slice of the ever-growing worldwide market for sportscar-derived pickup trucks.

Utilising a Briggs and Stratton pull-start diesel engine, uniquely supercharged by Lotus's own engineers, the Elise 'Load Lugga' is the first Lotus to marry advanced 4-wheel drive technology with the Lotus design philosophy of 'performance through lightweight'. A useful 5kg payload, together with an optional towing hitch offering a further 10kg of load-hauling capacity, ensures the new Lotus will be equally at home carrying a small bag of sugar as an expanded polystyrene surfboard.

With carbon fibre roof rails and perforated aluminium bull bars ensuring the new Elise derivative looks the part without compromising performance, hopes are high that 0-60mph acceleration is less than 3 seconds, and will have flatbed fans reaching for their chequebooks.

An active payload management system, linked to the engine's oil pressure control module, optimises ride and handling round even the sharpest bend, while big chunky tyres increase ground clearance to an all-terrain-conquering 4 inches.

Trevor Houghton-Berry, Lotus Head of Commercial Operations looked to the future 'The Elise 'Load Lugga' is our first move into the lucrative LCV market and certainly lives up to the Lotus philosophy of 'change the rules'.
We like trucking and we like to truck!'

Mark O'Shaughnessy, Lotus USA Sales and Marketing Director commented, 'We can no longer ignore Lotus's big opportunity in the pickup market - we want a slice of the action and are gunning for a 0.0026% market share this year and 0.0027% next. The Elise 'Load Lugga' will be known as the F1.50 stateside and we are set to take the market by storm. 200 Lotus Elise F1.50's in the first year? Bring them on.........'

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Go to your room, Sam.


Now. And NO dessert for YOU.
 
Sure glad it's only April Fools Day, I couldn't stomach an Elise pickup. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif

And nice try Sammy... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/troll.gif Thanks for the scare
 
I love the pull-start engine
 
I'm not kidding -- this actually is a real Lotus Press Release with the photo actually from Lotus!!!

Now as for their sense of humor????
 
hahahah!!! I love the payload capacity! 5KG or 10KG if you get the optional trailor hitch! Good enough to haul a small bag of sugar or a styrofoam surfboard! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif ROFL! heheh
 
The next thing you'll post is that Porshe is coming out with an SUV - right?
And I'm going to sell all of my British stuff,& buy a new Toyota car & truck.

- Doug
 
Be sure to get a 1995 4runner with a v-6... At least 120,000 miles on it with little to no service done in the past 10 years other than washed n detailed every week! Oh, wait... I bought that one last year /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
I was going to ask...."Where would I find one of these fine machines?",but was afraid you might tell me.
Wait,I've still got room for 2 more cars in the driveway,
maybe I should buy Italian this time?

- Doug
 
Sure, why not?! Misery loves company.
 
[ QUOTE ]
I was going to ask...."Where would I find one of these fine machines?",but was afraid you might tell me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure... I got one I'll put on ya, right. Some assembly required. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Nut seriously, yeah... Go Italian! Alfa, or Lancia... Or I hear Fiat's are easy to work on... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


(Oh, and I didn't mis-spell anything in this post. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif)
 
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