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Mickey Richaud

Mickey Richaud

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Basil just posted this:

Well strap me to the side of a pig and roll me in the mud!

Which made me think of a new thread:

What are some of your favorite colloquialisms?

Here's mine: Well strip my gears and call me "Shiftless".
 
"Don't shoot your mouth off until you know your brains are loaded."
 
He watched the professor's demonstration like a Chicken looking at a card trick.
 
"More frustrated than an Amish electrician." Larry the Cable Guy
 
He has more degrees than a thermometer
 
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. OR Busier than a one-legged man at a bum-kicking contest.
 
When people ask me things like "Is that all?" I'll reply "As far as you know."
 
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
One twinkie shy of a full load.
Pissin' into the wind.
 
dumber than a box of rocks
 
My favorites at the end of the workday...

Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
Make like a tree and leaf
Make like a baby and head out.
 
"A little light in his loafers"
"Bovine excrement"
"he doesn't know whether to defecate or change the power source in his chronometer"
"She's built like a force-field latrine!"
 
"Hotter than a....."

"Colder than a....."

Never mind.
 
"Well I'll be a suck-egg mule!"

Never did understand THAT one!
 
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