New BCF Security Requirement!

[Basil]

Please remember to occasionally reset your password. Here are the new requirements:

 

[NutmegCT]

And to unsubscribe from password notifications:

Phase 1: Digital De-authentication

• Locate the unsubscribe button: Scroll to the absolute bottom of the main directory page.
• Reveal the hidden link: Change your monitor’s contrast setting to exactly 14% to reveal the invisible "Manage Subscriptions" text hidden in white font on a white background.
• Enter your initial passcode: Input your original password backwards, interspersed with the middle name of your first childhood pet.

Phase 2: The Physical Verification Loop

• Print the forms: Download and print the Form 404-B: Intent to Depart and Form 88-C: Proof of Disinterest.
• Sign in ink: Sign both documents using blue fountain pen ink (black ink will automatically void the request).
• Mail the packet: Send these documents via registered snail mail to our processing center located at a rotating PO Box in the Cayman Islands.

Phase 3: The Astronomical Synchronization

• Check the lunar calendar: Wait for a Tuesday that coincides with a waxing gibbous moon.
• Submit the digital request: At exactly 3:42 AM Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), return to the forum site.
• Solve the CAPTCHA: Complete the 12-stage challenge requiring you to identify all images containing "signs of mild existential dread" or "vaguely circular clouds."

Phase 4: The Final Confirmation

• Receive the SMS token: A 16-digit verification code will be texted to the mobile number you lost in 2018.
• Input the emergency override: Since you cannot receive the text, click "Send Code Via Carrier Pigeon" and wait 4-6 business weeks.
• Confirm the cancellation: Click the final, flashing red button that says "No, Keep Me Subscribed Less Frequently But Not Never."

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Note: If you do not post at least three times in the "Introduce Yourself" thread within 24 hours of completing this process, your cancellation will be deemed accidental, and your account will be upgraded to premium.

 

[Basil]

And to unsubscribe from password notifications:

Phase 1: Digital De-authentication

• Locate the unsubscribe button: Scroll to the absolute bottom of the main directory page.
• Reveal the hidden link: Change your monitor’s contrast setting to exactly 14% to reveal the invisible "Manage Subscriptions" text hidden in white font on a white background.
• Enter your initial passcode: Input your original password backwards, interspersed with the middle name of your first childhood pet.

Phase 2: The Physical Verification Loop

• Print the forms: Download and print the Form 404-B: Intent to Depart and Form 88-C: Proof of Disinterest.
• Sign in ink: Sign both documents using blue fountain pen ink (black ink will automatically void the request).
• Mail the packet: Send these documents via registered snail mail to our processing center located at a rotating PO Box in the Cayman Islands.

Phase 3: The Astronomical Synchronization

• Check the lunar calendar: Wait for a Tuesday that coincides with a waxing gibbous moon.
• Submit the digital request: At exactly 3:42 AM Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), return to the forum site.
• Solve the CAPTCHA: Complete the 12-stage challenge requiring you to identify all images containing "signs of mild existential dread" or "vaguely circular clouds."

Phase 4: The Final Confirmation

• Receive the SMS token: A 16-digit verification code will be texted to the mobile number you lost in 2018.
• Input the emergency override: Since you cannot receive the text, click "Send Code Via Carrier Pigeon" and wait 4-6 business weeks.
• Confirm the cancellation: Click the final, flashing red button that says "No, Keep Me Subscribed Less Frequently But Not Never."

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Note: If you do not post at least three times in the "Introduce Yourself" thread within 24 hours of completing this process, your cancellation will be deemed accidental, and your account will be upgraded to premium.

Yes, Fermet’s theorem is simple, but the solution not so much

 

[Gliderman8]

Did someone move the calendar to April 1?