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kyreb1862

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Two friends met in the street. One looked sad and almost on the verge of tears. The
other man said, "Hey my friend, how come you look like the whole world has caved
in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me
50-thousand dollars."

"That's not bad at all...!"

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew
kicked-the-bucket and left me 95-thousand, tax-free to boot."

"Well, that's great! I'd like that."

"Last week, my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a million."

"So why are so glum?"

"This week - nothing!"
 
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