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Never Get Smart With Your Dad

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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A young boy had just got his driver's licence and asked his Dad if they could
discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "If you bring your Grades up from C
to B, study your Bible and get your hair cut ....then we'll talk about you borrowing
the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they
agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you.
You've brought your Grades up and I've been watching you studying your Bible.
However, I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut."
The lad paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that and
I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist
had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's a strong argument that Jesus had long
hair too."
To which his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they
went?"
 
Touche', Dad! :thumbsup:
 
Yeah, Dad!
 
Reminds me of this:

"Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy"

"My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my <Father> love me?"
 
As my daughter says:

"Yeah, right... who gets to choose your nursing home?" :devilgrin: :jester:
 
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