Since this thread seems to keep comin' to th' top...
Diesela's hooters are attracting a LOT of attention lately, as she's decided to spontaneously start demonstrating them in public. SWMBO has declared her menopausal: First was th' hot flashes, now she's screaming at everything in range on whim. *BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!*... Herself was laughing hysterically as Diesela sat in a parking lot, screamin' her lungs out at some poor old gal who told SWMBO: "Happens to me all the time. Just push the button on your key thingie." -- Herself: "She's an old car, no button. She's menopausal."-- O.L.: "oh." and walks ~quickly~ away from the circumstance.
heheee.