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My Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Quote

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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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" It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
 
That is some funny. Makes me wonder though, if something else happens, how do you phone for help?
Dave
 
My wife is so self centered... When we make love, she cries out her own name.
 
My wife told me to take out the garbage... I said, "you cooked it, you take it out!"
 
All classics, and still very funny.
"He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?"

and the ever classic:
"No respect. No respect at all."
 
Ever heard any of his British counterpart, Tommy Cooper?
"I'm on the new Whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already."
or
"The other day I cleaned out the attic with my wife. Dark, dusty, and covered in cobwebs, but she's good with the kids."
 
I talked to my good friend, Dr. Vinnie Boombats yesterday, he told me.."I got a new car for my wife yesterday...Not a bad trade!!"
 
Good ones Kenny!! I forgot to look on youtube. That's so much better than typing out a line!! Thanks! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
 
Called my wife this morning and told her I was sitting here going crazy thinking about the last time we made love....
she say's Who is this?????
 
Blueridge that sounds like a personal problem, check with Lawguy.
 
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