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My car hates me

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My five pound hand sledge worked wonders on my 3. When I couldn't get the front right over rider and bumper to align after three hours of being nice...Well lets just say the car and I have an understanding now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif


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I don't know how they managed it but somehow they engineered 3 chrome pieces and about 8 bolts on a piece that IS HANGING FREE IN SPACE to be absolutely infuriating to put on. Somehow I managed to do it in 3 hours without a sledgehammer...
 
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A single malt smoothes everything out!

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And a double single malt is even more effective. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I'm partial to a nice Aberlour, or Laphroaig, or Bunnahabhain, or Bruichladdich, or Lagavulin, or....

the only problem is that even when I'm completely sober the names are nothing but trouble....
 
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I'm partial to a nice Aberlour, or Laphroaig, or Bunnahabhain, or Bruichladdich, or Lagavulin, or....

the only problem is that even when I'm completely sober the names are nothing but trouble....

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Nothing wrong with that list... and I completely agree about the latter. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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I'm partial to a nice Aberlour, or Laphroaig, or Bunnahabhain, or Bruichladdich, or Lagavulin, or....

the only problem is that even when I'm completely sober the names are nothing but trouble....

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Anything named "Glen" is allright with me!
 
My TR hates me, cost me money whenever we try working on one of her many problems but we always fix and make up eventually. Now my Ex wife....
 
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My TR hates me, cost me money whenever we try working on one of her many problems but we always fix and make up eventually. Now my Ex wife....

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Too many loose screws?

Her wiring's faulty?

You look at the later models covetously?

Nothing a BFH couldn't fix... or "adjust" a little....
 
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