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Throw Mama From the Train?
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Then there's the Glaswegian Children's Song:
Ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus
Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus,
Oh ye cannae push yer granny off a bus,
Oh ye cannae push yer Granny
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus!
Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch)
Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch)
Oh my Granny wears a scratchy,
Granny wears a scratchy,
Granny wears an awf'y scratchy vest (scratch, scratch)
Other Verses
Oh my Granny’s got an awful runny nose (sniff, sniff, etc)
Oh we'll all go round to Granny's for our tea (Hello Granny, etc )
Oh my Granny eats her porridge wi' a fork (slurp, slurp etc )
Oh my Granny’s always giving me a kiss (kiss, kiss)
Ye can shove yer other Granny off a bus, 'Cos she's yer Daddy's mammy
Very amused I was, the first time I heard it.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif