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A preacher is walking home from church and sees a little boy holding a mason jar with some liquid in it. Concerned for the child's well being, the preacher stops and asks the little boy what he has. "This is a jar of the most powerful water EVER!" says the child. "Really?" says the Preacher," Is that a jar of Holy Water?" "Oh no, Preacher, this isn't Holy Water, it's more powerful than that!" To which the Preacher replies "Why son, if I rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregant woman, she will pass a baby..." and the boy says "Gee, Preacher, I don't know about that, but if you rub this here water on the be-hind of a cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"
 
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