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Mickey Richaud

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He: "This coffee tastes like mud!"
She: "I can understand that - it was just ground this morning."
 
:highly_amused: Good pun Mickey.
 
Were you a student of Henny Youngman?

No, but always enjoyed his schtick.

"Guy walks into a hotel to register. Desk clerk: 'Check your bag?' Guy: 'I don't know; I'll ask her.'"
 
Here's another Henny Youngman line...

A hooker stopped me on the street and told me 'I'll do anything for $50.' I said, 'Paint my house.
 
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