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Popeye

Darth Vader
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"i before e"

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Weird.
 

Darwin

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My daughter killed me with laughter.
 

pdplot

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Can U read dis? Fonetic spelling. Werds in Inglish shoud be spelled like day R prnounced. Tew mennee peepl R slayvs tew rools and regulayshuns. Enuff allreddee.
 

DrEntropy

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umm...

As a homework assignment a teacher asked students to write a sentence to include the words deduct, defeat, defense and detail...

The next day, Li'l Johnny waving his hand furiously was called on first. His response:

"Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"
 

maynard

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I will be present to present the present.
 
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