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Serious, yes.

Absurdly over-reactive, yes.

Any opportunity for a government to 'tax' something will be pursued.

Saddam would send a bill to the families of those he had executed. For the cost of the executioner's ammunition.

Cow flatulence is obviously a menace to the entire planet... SOMEONE needs to pay for the damage!!! :madder:
 
Yup, those fools will probably do that. Then they will start a government program to subsidize the farmers for the cost. Of course that would make new jobs. Jobs for people that have no other abilities or purpose in life. Then the government will borrow more on the national debt to pay for the program, new employees, health insurance, retirement, office space, holiday pay, vacation pay, and all the pork barrel programs that the mind can possibly conceive.

But, they will not even think of helping business that export products and help bring money into our nation's economy.
 
No Moo tax, instead it will be called the anaerobic decomposition reduction program.
 
Let's just get the NAACP and PETA to sue the Govt for discrimination against the livestock of America.White cows are not covered by the NAACP,but he black ones could raise twice the H-E-double hockey sticks.One thing I know about life is ,when dealing with idiots,get bigger idiots to go after them.Nothing political here to see.Move along.Everything is under control except some humerous thoughts.Got milk? Hope I have it in the future!
 
DrEntropy said:
Saddam would send a bill to the families of those he had executed. For the cost of the executioner's ammunition.
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Doc, wasn't that also true here in America, at one time?
 
DrEntropy said:
Cow flatulence is obviously a menace to the entire planet... SOMEONE needs to pay for the damage!!! :madder:
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Cows? What about my neighbor. He... no, nevermind.

I have a ton of opinions on this but... y'all play nice, this is getting into <span style="font-style: italic">that</span> area :smile:
 
Ruminants seem to be more umm, prolific. Cows are an easy thing to count (unlike sheep :devilgrin: ) so can be more easily targeted for taxation.
 
DrEntropy said:
Ruminants seem to be more umm, prolific. Cows are an easy thing to count (unlike sheep :devilgrin: ) so can be more easily targeted for taxation.
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I can count sheep pretty easily :sleep: I can prob get to 10
 
Taking the term "Cash Cow" and making it LITERAL!

And just when I thought I had seen it ALL!

Over Educated IDIOTS! Need I say more?
 
Not as bad as Oregon wanting to tax people based on how many miles they put on their cars!
 
Sure makes an argument for "telecommuting" tho. :wink:
 
Steve, you're my kinda guy. :laugh:
 
Didn't Bush Sr. say, "Read my lips, no moo taxes?"
 
If he did, I udderly forgot.
 
They have, I was watching Discovery or maybe the Science channel. There is a pig farm that extracts and burns the gas to generate power for the farm. If I remember correctly, they make enough to sell back to the power company.
 
tomshobby said:
Hmmmmmm....maybe a catalytic converter? :crazy:
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Wouldn't that be a cowtalytic converter??
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Seems to me some kind of capture system for all that methane going to waste should be in order, then the dairyman could sell it as fuel and off-set the cow-tax!!
 
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