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Art Linkletter to young boy: "What are you going to be when you grow up?"
Boy: "A farmer"
Art: "Awww, have you ever lived on a farm?"
Boy: "Yeah"
Art: "How do you milk a cow? What's the first thing you need to milk a cow?"
Boy: "A cow."

(He wasn't wrong)
 
Art to young boy: Who's the boss at your house, your mother or your father?
Boy: Both of them.
Art: Oh, you're a diplomat!
Boy: No, I'm a Catholic Baptist.
 
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