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BabaKahawa
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his
tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being
served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you
just served?'
The waiter replied,
'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de
Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!'
The cowboy said,
'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied,
'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'
The next morning, the
cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the
one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged
his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his
tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being
served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you
just served?'
The waiter replied,
'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de
Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!'
The cowboy said,
'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied,
'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'
The next morning, the
cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the
one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged
his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
