NutmegCT said:
To register (get plates) for a 20+ year old car here in Connecticut you only need VIN verification.
Step one: go to DMV and stand in line for an hour to get a number for a different line, show your BOS and pay your sales tax, then get a cardboard 21-day temp plate, so you can drive the car legally to the DMV office next day they're open.
On that second day, you drive the car (with the temp plate) to DMV and park it.
Then you have to stand in line for an hour, so you can get a number to stand in another line for two hours, where you then get a form to fill out and take to the VIN desk, where you sit for another hour until the inspector walks with you to verify the VIN.
Once you have the VIN verification slip signed by the inspector, you then go back to wait again in the *first* line, to get a number to wait in the second line, so you can show your VIN slip, pay your sales tax and reg. fee, and get your license plates.
System was set up by Franz Kafka, in a drug-induced coma. And a drug-induced coma is what you end up with, after going through the procedure.
Onward through the fog.
Tom
That reminded me of this:
"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
following words:
("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")"
Which of course leads to this:
"And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the <DMV> wherever you are ,just walk in say "<Mr/s. DMV>, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take <his registration>. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both crazy and they won't take either of <their registrations>.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement."
:laugh: