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I am not sure if this appeared here before, so here it is...
A mechanic was removing a
cylinder-head from the motor
of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted
a well-known cardiologist in
his shop.
The cardiologist was there
waiting for the service
manager to come and
take a look at his bike
when the mechanic shouted
across the Garage,
'Hey Doc, want to take a
look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit
surprised, walked over to
where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened
up,wiped his hands on a rag
and asked,'So Doc, look at this
engine.. I open its heart,take the valves
out,repair any damage, and then
put them back in, and when I'm finished,
it works just like new.
So how come I make $40,000
a year and you get the really
big bucks ($1,500,000) when you and I
are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused,smiled and leaned over, then
whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it
with the engine running.
A mechanic was removing a
cylinder-head from the motor
of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted
a well-known cardiologist in
his shop.
The cardiologist was there
waiting for the service
manager to come and
take a look at his bike
when the mechanic shouted
across the Garage,
'Hey Doc, want to take a
look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit
surprised, walked over to
where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened
up,wiped his hands on a rag
and asked,'So Doc, look at this
engine.. I open its heart,take the valves
out,repair any damage, and then
put them back in, and when I'm finished,
it works just like new.
So how come I make $40,000
a year and you get the really
big bucks ($1,500,000) when you and I
are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused,smiled and leaned over, then
whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it
with the engine running.
:banana: 
