Maybe we should have an interesting sign thread

[JPSmit]

You'll have to wait out here son. We've never told you this before, but you were an accident.

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Unintended Miners?

 

[3798j]

^"Miners: People who work in a mine to extract coal, ore, or minerals."
"Minors: People who are legally underage."

 

[BobHaskell]

^"Miners: People who work in a mine to extract coal, ore, or minerals."
"Minors: People who are legally underage."

As opposed to illegally underage.

 

[3798j]

As opposed to illegally underage.

As opposed to a minor illegally assuming the age of 18...below 18, you're legally a minor...

 

[John Turney]

You'll have to wait out here son. We've never told you this before, but you were an accident.

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I think that means no digging.

 

[BobHaskell]

As opposed to a minor illegally assuming the age of 18...below 18, you're legally a minor...

It was an attempt at a joke. Sorry.

 

[3798j]

It was an attempt at a joke. Sorry.

No, no...my reply was just a reverse play on your play on the legal/illegal wording. Nothing more intended.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[AngliaGT]

I really hate it when people don't finish what

 

[BobHaskell]

I really hate it when people don't finish what

You don't have someone that finishes your sentences for you?

 

[JPSmit]

You don't have someone that finishes your sentences for you?

We've been married long enough that Mrs JP starts sentences for me.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

I've told my Wife "Don't talk when I interrupt - it's rude".



I'll be getting out of the hospital soon.

 

[JPSmit]

I've told my Wife "Don't talk when I interrupt - it's rude".



I'll be getting out of the hospital soon.

My wife said 'you never listen' and I thought, 'what a strange way to start a conversation'

 

[AngliaGT]

My Wife told me the same thing -
at least I think that's what she said.

 

[Basil]

My wife said 'you never listen' and I thought, 'what a strange way to start a conversation'

 

[Basil]

My hero:

 

[Basil]

Only a certain kind of nerd will understand.

 

[maynard]

Punctuation is needed.

 

[Gliderman8]

Only a certain kind of nerd will understand.

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I can resist