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I couldn't eat that on a dare! That's enough food to feed my whole family for a week!
 
What's yer point, Billy?

We make our choices. Ya can be a forty year old vegan with MS or asthma, an eighty-nine year old smoker who trips and cracks yer skull on a curb.

"Oh, what a feelin' when my soul went thru th' ceilin'...

tripp'd in th' kitchen an' died..."

Ya wanna SUE th' owner?
 
A Prine example.

:smirk:
 
"Send my mouth waay down south,

and kiss my *** goodbye."
 
My point is don't be surprised when you get what's advertised. :laugh:

I laughed out loud when I read that. :laugh:

(Don't get me wrong, I'm never amused by anyone suffering. If you're stupid enough to eat something that you know might kill you, then so be it.) :yesnod:


One thing's for sure, if the food don't kill ya, the waitresses will. :shocked:

That's what "our" girls wore when they went on stage. :whistle:
 
By th' time we hit 24 we've outlived our biological usefulness. What we do after that is kinda moot... unless there's some OTHER agenda. Like planning or luck.

Since I have no progeny (on purpose), I'll go for half-an-half.

"With a little love and luck"...
 
DrEntropy said:
By th' time we hit 24 we've outlived our biological usefulness.
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:lol: I've been biologicaly useful way past that. :laugh:
 
DrEntropy said:
By th' time we hit 24 we've outlived our biological usefulness. What we do after that is kinda moot... unless there's some OTHER agenda. Like planning or luck.

Since I have no progeny (on purpose), I'll go for half-an-half.

"With a little love and luck"...
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Doc, you are my favorite entity on the entirety of the interwebs. (seriously) :bow:
 
That's humbling, Steve. And somewhat embarrassing. :blush:

I'm actually the BEST example of a <span style="font-style: italic">bad example </span>you'll ever run across. :smirk:
 
DrEntropy said:
That's humbling, Steve. And somewhat embarrassing. :blush:

I'm actually the BEST example of a <span style="font-style: italic">bad example </span>you'll ever run across. :smirk:
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My goodness Doc,we are being modest today. :devilgrin: :jester:

Stuart. :cheers:
 
DrEntropy said:
I'm actually the BEST example of a <span style="font-style: italic">bad example </span>you'll ever run across. :smirk:
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Wait a minute, I thought that was my job?
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kellysguy said:
DrEntropy said:
I'm actually the BEST example of a <span style="font-style: italic">bad example </span>you'll ever run across. :smirk:
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Wait a minute, I thought that was my job?
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You are correct Grasshopper- But the best ones don't advertise.

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I'm still hummin' "Please don't bury me down in that cold, cold ground! I'd rather have 'em cut me up an' pass me all around..." One of my campfire songs.
since I'm past my biological usefulness anyhow, I think I big greasy burger sounds great for dinner tonight. or maybe pizza.
 
We used to have one of these burger joints in Phoenix. We used to go there for the burgers and the nurses.

My favorite part, aside from the waitresses, was the number of car accidents we saw occur out from from drivers goggling the waitresses and not paying attention to the traffic light.

Jody
 
Banjo said:
I think I big greasy burger sounds great for dinner tonight. or maybe pizza.
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Ben- Why not have BOTH?
 
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