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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People—What
do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water
park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest
when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-
pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
You almost never have strap
problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in
your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its
original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face
and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People—What
do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water
park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest
when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-
pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
You almost never have strap
problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in
your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its
original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face
and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
