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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss = Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay$20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot,& love him a little
To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot,& try not to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,but married men
are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in an argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me "You're next".
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
- Doug
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss = Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay$20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot,& love him a little
To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot,& try not to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,but married men
are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in an argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me "You're next".
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
- Doug
