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Marriage's Advantage

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jerrybny

jerrybny

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Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.
 
well put!
 
This man comes to the Pearly Gates and is a little confused as to where to report to God to get a determination on Heaven or heck. He sees one sign that says: "For Women" and then notices a sign that says: "For Men."

As he approaches the aisle for men, he sees one window with a sign: "For men who were dominated by women in life". The line of men standing in that line was very long.

Then he saw another sign that said :"For men who dominated women." He went to the second window and was the only one in the line.

At the window, God approached him and remarked, "Wow, I have not had a man stand in this line for over a hundred years - you must be a tough person."

"Well no," he replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
 
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