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Marriage In Heaven

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Subject: Marriage in Heaven



On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car
accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St.
Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they
possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter
said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married
in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if
it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering; what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest
up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
 
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I'll wager there are <span style='font-size: 14pt'><span style="color: #CC0000">NO</span></span> divorces in heaven!!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif
 
Well that's a safe bet if I ever heard one. I mean, if someone finds out and you're still here, how are they goin' to collect? And if they figure a way to collect, I’m sure they’re too darn nice to press the issue.
 
St. Pete would spend an eternity looking for a lawyer in heaven before it ever got to that!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
This catholic thought that joke was an absolute riot. I'm going to send it to my catholic girlfriend and I'm sure she'll get a bigger laugh than I did /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

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So, if there were divorce in heaven, would alimony requirements from here continue there?
 
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