Marriage: Before and After

[JamesWilson]

Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.

Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.

Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before - Wheel of Fortune.
After - Jeopardy.

Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's a nightmare.

Before - Turbocharged.
After - Needs a jump-start

Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Idol.
After - Idle.

Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?

Before - When together, time stands still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.

Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How did I end up with someone like you?

 

[vping]

Before - Toyota SR5
After - 1952 TD
1967 GT
1971 Midget
1972 Midget
1973 XJ6
1991 Ranger
2000 Softail

I think we got our priorities in order round here!

 

[JamesWilson]

[ QUOTE ]
Before - Toyota SR5
After - 1952 TD
1967 GT
1971 Midget
1972 Midget
1973 XJ6
1991 Ranger
2000 Softail

I think we got our priorities in order round here!

[/ QUOTE ]

I wish I'd found a woman with that collection.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

 

[Steve_S]

Before: One M.G.
After: Five M.G.s

I found a good one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Trevor Triumph]

Before: You mean you have to change the oil?
After: Two Spitfires restored, one Austin FX4 taxi, one DKW, four Yamaha motorcycles, one Honda motorcycle, and a garage full of tools. Yes, priorities are in order here now. T.T.