From the same source - more Lucas humor:
# Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and
asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night?
They all look the same. " - He replied, "It does not matter which one
you use, nothing happens !"
# The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
# Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
# Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
# Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
# The three position Lucas low-current switch positions - Dim, Flicker
and Off.
# The three position Lucas high-current switch positions - Smoke,
Smolder, Ignite
# The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
# >Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
# Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
# "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
# If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
# A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems
with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a
large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional
ice cold shower...
# Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and
began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they
offered which did not suck.
# Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their
refrigerators
# Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented
the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
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