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"Choosing poultry over red meat was linked with a 14% lower risk of dying."

So if I eat poultry instead of beef, my risk of dying is only 86%? :devilgrin:
 
I figure that if Keith Richards is still alive after all he's ingested/injected that a few pieces of bacon every now and then can't be all that bad.

Besides, cutting all the bacon and steak out of your diet may or may not extend your days, but it will make them a little less pleasant.
 
DNK said:
My son is toast!
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Which family member is bacon and which one is eggs? :laugh:

I'll be grits but then who's your huckleberry? :jester:
 
DNK said:
Like that movie!
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You mean there's a movie about bacon and eggs ?!!!!!
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Whoooopie !!!!! :thumbsup:

I wonder how much shorter my life would be from just watchin' it. :laugh:

:jester:
 
drooartz said:
I figure that if Keith Richards is still alive after all he's ingested/injected that a few pieces of bacon every now and then can't be all that bad.

Besides, cutting all the bacon and steak out of your diet may or may not extend your days, but it will make them a little less pleasant.
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What makes you so sure he's still alive? My theory is, he died in 1969 and they have kept him animated with robotics.
 
Basil said:
drooartz said:
I figure that if Keith Richards is still alive after all he's ingested/injected that a few pieces of bacon every now and then can't be all that bad.

Besides, cutting all the bacon and steak out of your diet may or may not extend your days, but it will make them a little less pleasant.
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What makes you so sure he's still alive? My theory is, he died in 1969 and they have kept him animated with robotics.
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I'm not entirely sure he's still technically alive, no. All those substances may have prolonged the final moment for a few decades...
 
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John Turney said:
"Choosing poultry over red meat was linked with a 14% lower risk of dying."

So if I eat poultry instead of beef, my risk of dying is only 86%? :devilgrin:
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Getting out of bed each day greatly increases your chances of being hit while crossing the street! I didn't want to know about the sun spots/storms. If I get up someday and the refrigerator,and stove have melted because the sun went supernova... I just may call in sick to work.
LIFE INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DYING BY 100%!!!

Breathing is a fatal addiction.. you'll do it until you're dead, right?
 
one of my all time favorites!
 
I am of the same opinion, maynard.

"No-one here gets out alive..."
 
One f my favorite lines
" you begin to die the minute you are born"
 
jsfbond...:lol: :iagree:
 
was at a meeting today and a fellow was talking about being at a friend's 98th birthday. His card read "Birthdays are good for your health, the more you have, the longer you live."
 
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