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Looking for the good people....

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.

So he called one of his best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while.

When she returned she told God, yes it is very bad on Earth, 95% of the people are bad and only 5% good.

Well, he thought for a moment and thought maybe he'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view.

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% bad and 5% good."

God said this was not good.

So he decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
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Do you know what that e-mail said?
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Oh, you didn't get one either, huh? Bummer. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
If I told you, I'd have to send you to heaven .... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif
 
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