LOOK!

[Basil]

In the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a.... DUCK!!!!

 

[DART]

If 3,200 people stand in a line, will one of them get hit by debris (1 in 3,200 chance)?

 

[DrEntropy]

We need more intel!!

 

[DNK]

Heading right for Florida

 

[vagt6]

. . . and there's more comin'!

What is it, 28,000 pieces of space debris up there. It's gonna be RAINING satellites soon!

Argh . . .

 

[Mickey Richaud]

In the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a.... DUCK!!!!

Bas -

You're losin' it, Dude. That doesn't look anything at all like a duck.

 

[bgbassplyr]

He didn't mean it was a duck, he meant for you to......DUCK!







Unless you just need another hole in your head.

 

[Basil]

Don't worry, the NASA scientists have really cool models that model orbital mechanics and upper atmospheric dynamics so that, as with other kinds of models they use for other types of predictions, they can determine exactly where this thing will land. Ok I'm kidding - they have no Earthly idea (Earthly idea get it?) where this thing is going to come down.

 

[Banjo]

Yes... Local newspaper quoted NASA that the potential area of impact included most of the Earth. Really? all that knowledge in NASA and that's all they can come up with? I could have told you it was gonna hit somewhere on the earth.
Eeeni meeni miney mo......

 

[Gliderman8]

Kind of like high tech Pin the Tail on the Donkey

 

[elrey]

They just want us all looking up... while in the meantime...

 

[AngliaGT]

It's OK - I just bought satelite insurance,so I'm covered-
but I have to wear this tin foil hat until it lands.

- Doug