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Longevity

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A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103, when he died. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
 
I heard his funeral was a blast... On that note- I am going to open a longevity website, as I've noticed that nobody I owe money to ever dies. :thirsty:
 
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