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There was once a Peruvian prince. One day he was walking by a lake, when he saw a maiden thrashing about in the water about to drown. Being brave and noble, he dove in and rescued the maiden. When he got her to shore he realized her exceptional beauty. He instantly took her to the high priest, and they were married, making her his, before the Inca was dry .
 
If he'd used a rod and reel to rescue her, he would have had her hook, line and sInca!
 
He gave her a wedding ring made out of zinca.
 
And this was the wedding song:



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"I got a million of 'em" Ah cha cha cha!
 
And didja notice that superb PMC in the background!!
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Banjo said:
"I got a million of 'em" Ah cha cha cha!
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Maya Maya Maya, another source of groaners
 
:lol: Another stinca :whistle:
 
Gliderman8 said:
:lol: Another stinca :whistle:
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quick reply. I like the peso this joke
 
I'd quit this thread but I don't want to give up the Ghost! (see above mentioned PMC!)
 
It would have been more fitting if it were an Aztec
 
Banjo said:
It would have been more fitting if it were an Aztec
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also a joke?!
 
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