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There was a young man from Boston who bought himself an
Austin.
He had room for his.......
Any old timers know this one?
 
Yes.
 
...and a gallon of gas...

OK - you don't need to finish it!
 
There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
But his [fill in blank.... tennis players will know it:/ ] hung out and he lost em
 
:laugh:
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:thumbsup: :cheers:
 
I had forgotten all about that ditty from years gone by.
It just seemed to "fit" given the Mk1's dimensions. :wink:
 
Leave it to an OV-1 jock...

:smirk:
 
Just because my mind works like this:

There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought himself an Austin.
He had a cute Lass
who had a wee *ss,
But her bra you easily got lost in!

Returns to the hole under the rock he calls home! LOL :laugh:

And my apologies in advance if this is too racy or risque... :blush:
 
Silverghost said:
Just because my mind works like this:

There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought himself an Austin.
He had a cute Lass
who had a wee *ss,
But her bra you easily got lost in!

Returns to the hole under the rock he calls home! LOL :laugh:

And my apologies in advance if this is too racy or risque... :blush:
Click to expand...
Now go wash your mouth out with soap.
 
Slight hijack. Anyone else ever notice that all you have to do is say the opening line from a limerick-it doesn't even have to be a real one, just make something up that fits the rhyme scheme- and people immediately assume it's dirty? It's kind of fun.

<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a dog from New Jersey...</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a boy from Sheboygan...</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a cat named Debussy...</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a guv'nor named Basil...</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a doctor named Entropy...</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">There once was a girl from Tobruk...</span>
(this last one is a real one I heard once, and it's really NFBSK)

-Wm.
 
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