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An attorney was driving through the countryside when his car failed him. He looked under the
hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line
and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start
his car.
Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To
celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck
his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.
He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for “illegal use of a
firearm.”
hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line
and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start
his car.
Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To
celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck
his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.
He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for “illegal use of a
firearm.”
