Of course. Everything is a conspiracy, why do we have forks and spoons instead of always using sporks?? Conspiracy!!
Why left and right shoes and gloves instead of a universal design that fits both?? Conspiracy!! Shampoo and conditioner, ketchup and mustard, gin and tonic?? Conspiracy!! We're far down the rabbit hole here. They're watching, they're taking notes, they're changing the rules of the game even as we speak. Just because you're a paranoid foil hat wearing type doesn't mean they're not out to beam you to the mothership....:highly_amused: